Why Paris public toilets have become an elusive prize during pandemic

Why Paris public toilets have become an elusive prize during pandemic

With cafes, bars and museums closed to combat the coronavirus outbreak, Parisians are learning what tourists have long known -- finding a public toilet in the French capital requires some sleuthing and plenty of patience.

Paris Metro gives lessons in good manners

Paris Metro gives lessons in good manners

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Schoolchildren riot over holiday cut rumour

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Raucous mayor forces villagers to join his anniversary celebrations

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Elite police mistake granny’s home for criminal hideout, twice

Sugar scam turns sour in French wine region

Sugar scam turns sour in French wine region

Poll finds French not so chauvinistic after all

Poll finds French not so chauvinistic after all

Boar causes panic in French record store

Boar causes panic in French record store

France’s mystery rooftop panther stolen from zoo

France’s mystery rooftop panther stolen from zoo

Flock to Paris: Sheep see the sites on tasting tour of French capital

Flock to Paris: Sheep see the sites on tasting tour of French capital

French divers launch daring deep-sea expedition to uncover ‘lost paradises’ of Mediterranean

French divers launch daring deep-sea expedition to uncover ‘lost paradises’ of Mediterranean

France’s Europe Minister admits ‘Brexit the cat’ was just a joke

France’s Europe Minister admits ‘Brexit the cat’ was just a joke

Furious French chickens team up to henpeck fox to death

Furious French chickens team up to henpeck fox to death

Paris trains stopped during ‘controlled explosion’ of WW2 bomb

Paris trains stopped during ‘controlled explosion’ of WW2 bomb

Frenchman given gold bar as a reward for his honesty

Frenchman given gold bar as a reward for his honesty

How a French teenager paid €9 for a Playstation using supermarket’s fruit and veg scales

How a French teenager paid €9 for a Playstation using supermarket’s fruit and veg scales

71-year-old Frenchman sets sail across Atlantic… in a barrel

71-year-old Frenchman sets sail across Atlantic… in a barrel

French vegans demand ‘Sausage Street’ in Dordogne village be renamed

French vegans demand ‘Sausage Street’ in Dordogne village be renamed

Paris hospital halts stool study after being hit by poo deluge

Paris hospital halts stool study after being hit by poo deluge

‘€100 per head’: Minister’s taste in Paris restaurants gives the French indigestion

‘€100 per head’: Minister’s taste in Paris restaurants gives the French indigestion

Mother gives birth on Paris Metro and baby earns free travel until 25

Mother gives birth on Paris Metro and baby earns free travel until 25

Paris hospital offers to pay Parisians €50 per poo (and ends up clogged with volunteers)

Paris hospital offers to pay Parisians €50 per poo (and ends up clogged with volunteers)

Baby on board: Woman gives birth at Gare du Nord station in Paris

Baby on board: Woman gives birth at Gare du Nord station in Paris

French woman has part of finger sliced off by La Poste mailbox

French woman has part of finger sliced off by La Poste mailbox

Austrian arrested at Paris airport with 80 birds in hand luggage

Austrian arrested at Paris airport with 80 birds in hand luggage

French beaches open pop-up summer libraries

French beaches open pop-up summer libraries

Baby born on the RER train in Paris: What actually happened?

Baby born on the RER train in Paris: What actually happened?

Paris commuters delayed after… mother gives birth on RER train

Paris commuters delayed after… mother gives birth on RER train

Hay Paris: Sheep get a taste of city life on streets of French capital

Hay Paris: Sheep get a taste of city life on streets of French capital

Lucky Frenchman beats odds to bag second million-euro lottery win

Lucky Frenchman beats odds to bag second million-euro lottery win

Rare dinosaur skeleton sells for €2 million at Eiffel Tower auction

Rare dinosaur skeleton sells for €2 million at Eiffel Tower auction

French woman loses her hair after eating a butternut squash

French woman loses her hair after eating a butternut squash

Paris police hold two garbagemen planning smelly Macron protest

Paris police hold two garbagemen planning smelly Macron protest

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VIDEO: Parisians enjoy candlelit raclette dinner… on the Metro

Hungarian map-robbing gang face jail time in France

Hungarian map-robbing gang face jail time in France

Paris: Macron’s much-mocked wax sculpture faces meltdown

Paris: Macron’s much-mocked wax sculpture faces meltdown

‘Space rocket capsule’ washes up on Brittany coast

‘Space rocket capsule’ washes up on Brittany coast

Four artworks from French parliament vanish without trace

Four artworks from French parliament vanish without trace

French mayor forced to apologize after Ikea April Fool’s joke sparks outrage

French mayor forced to apologize after Ikea April Fool’s joke sparks outrage

French mayor tries to shoot cat but hits schoolboy in head

French mayor tries to shoot cat but hits schoolboy in head

Paris Metro staff fine pregnant woman for walking wrong way

Paris Metro staff fine pregnant woman for walking wrong way

Macron to make theatrical debut as president in Peter and the Wolf

Macron to make theatrical debut as president in Peter and the Wolf

French mayor ‘officially’ orders rain to stop falling in his region

French mayor ‘officially’ orders rain to stop falling in his region

Hole-y smokes! Mysterious crater appears on French Riviera

Hole-y smokes! Mysterious crater appears on French Riviera

Paris opens doors to France’s first ever sex doll brothel

Paris opens doors to France’s first ever sex doll brothel

After the ‘Nutella riots’ French supermarkets see ‘violent’ nappy rush

After the ‘Nutella riots’ French supermarkets see ‘violent’ nappy rush

Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson sets up home in Marseille

Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson sets up home in Marseille

‘They were like animals’: Nutella promo sparks ‘riots’ in French supermarkets

‘They were like animals’: Nutella promo sparks ‘riots’ in French supermarkets

Parisian caught snorting coke on bonnet of cop car (outside a police station)

Parisian caught snorting coke on bonnet of cop car (outside a police station)

Frenchman grateful to have genitals intact after python pee shock

Frenchman grateful to have genitals intact after python pee shock

VIDEO: French ref ridiculed after kicking player… and then sending him off

VIDEO: French ref ridiculed after kicking player… and then sending him off

France’s 106-year-old record-breaking cyclist finally hangs up his helmet

France’s 106-year-old record-breaking cyclist finally hangs up his helmet

Is it really true you can’t get a decent curry in France?

Is it really true you can’t get a decent curry in France?

British expats in France charter plane to deliver curry takeaway from UK

British expats in France charter plane to deliver curry takeaway from UK

Meet the 100-year-old French barmaid (who starts each morning with a brandy)

Meet the 100-year-old French barmaid (who starts each morning with a brandy)

Food in the nude: Behind the scenes at Paris’s first naked restaurant

Food in the nude: Behind the scenes at Paris’s first naked restaurant

School pupils in France told to stop rubbing chillies in each other’s eyes

School pupils in France told to stop rubbing chillies in each other’s eyes

French sell their toast online as butter crisis begins to bite

French sell their toast online as butter crisis begins to bite

VIDEO: France’s presidential pooch caught peeing on ornate Elysee fireplace

VIDEO: France’s presidential pooch caught peeing on ornate Elysee fireplace

Clumsy French spy sends text message to the radical Islamist he was keeping tabs on

Clumsy French spy sends text message to the radical Islamist he was keeping tabs on

Only in France?  ‘Semi-naked’ dancers help inaugurate… a water treatment plant

Only in France? ‘Semi-naked’ dancers help inaugurate… a water treatment plant

French hopeful in Texas beard championships is suspected ‘drugs kingpin’

French hopeful in Texas beard championships is suspected ‘drugs kingpin’

British tourist creates havoc at French port after trying to board ferry with WWII shells

British tourist creates havoc at French port after trying to board ferry with WWII shells

Frenchwoman cleared after stabbing neighbour’s dog to death to save her cat

Frenchwoman cleared after stabbing neighbour’s dog to death to save her cat

‘Dead’ Frenchman fights to prove he’s still alive

‘Dead’ Frenchman fights to prove he’s still alive

French pranksters replace holy water with alcohol

French pranksters replace holy water with alcohol

Four runaway camels have been tracked down in northern France

Four runaway camels have been tracked down in northern France

French mayor eats rat after losing football bet

French mayor eats rat after losing football bet

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VIDEO: Unamused French mayor reassures tourists after they’re told to ‘Go f***ing home’

French police destroy ‘work of art’ thinking it was illegal cannabis plantation

French police destroy ‘work of art’ thinking it was illegal cannabis plantation

VIDEO: Will riddle of naked man hiding on Paris rooftop ever be solved?

VIDEO: Will riddle of naked man hiding on Paris rooftop ever be solved?

Bungling French burglar gets stuck in store window and police have last laugh

Bungling French burglar gets stuck in store window and police have last laugh

Frenchman dies in bath after being electrocuted ‘when he dropped smartphone’

Frenchman dies in bath after being electrocuted ‘when he dropped smartphone’

Frenchman finds 100 kilos of gold hidden in new home

Frenchman finds 100 kilos of gold hidden in new home

Bear taken to disco in Brittany and internet gets very angry

Bear taken to disco in Brittany and internet gets very angry

French rock group decides to change name… from ‘Trumps’

French rock group decides to change name… from ‘Trumps’

Medieval town in south of France upholds ban on UFOs

Medieval town in south of France upholds ban on UFOs

German hosemaker to France: stop misusing our name

German hosemaker to France: stop misusing our name

Tax demand sent to dead Frenchwoman’s grave

Tax demand sent to dead Frenchwoman’s grave

Paris police bust high-rolling gang of pram thieves

Paris police bust high-rolling gang of pram thieves

Court could give ‘depressed’ French nation right to smile

Court could give ‘depressed’ French nation right to smile

French primary school drafts in cop to hush noisy pupils

French primary school drafts in cop to hush noisy pupils

IN PICS: Pilot lands private plane on French highway

IN PICS: Pilot lands private plane on French highway

Man freed after French police stop him 10cm inside Spain

Man freed after French police stop him 10cm inside Spain

Paris mum gives birth to baby girl in back seat of taxi

Paris mum gives birth to baby girl in back seat of taxi

VIDEO: France to host ‘world’s booziest marathon’ on Saturday

VIDEO: France to host ‘world’s booziest marathon’ on Saturday

200 street signs in France mysteriously ‘blacked out’

200 street signs in France mysteriously ‘blacked out’

Man, 57, told to leave parents’ home after ironing row

Man, 57, told to leave parents’ home after ironing row

London cat turns up in France… eight years later

London cat turns up in France… eight years later

Frenchman dies after heart attack in sex shop

Frenchman dies after heart attack in sex shop

Frenchwoman ‘strips for police’ after car accident

Frenchwoman ‘strips for police’ after car accident

French drug dealer ‘charged €5 for selfie with tiger cub’

French drug dealer ‘charged €5 for selfie with tiger cub’

Thieves caught trying to swim away in French floods

Thieves caught trying to swim away in French floods

Trained hawks will keep gulls away from Cannes VIPs

Trained hawks will keep gulls away from Cannes VIPs

Legendary Paris restaurant sells duck press for €40,000

Legendary Paris restaurant sells duck press for €40,000

Frenchwoman killed closing window shutters in storm

Frenchwoman killed closing window shutters in storm

Copyright expires on Bolero, French classical favourite

Copyright expires on Bolero, French classical favourite

Why are rivers in France turning fluorescent green?

Why are rivers in France turning fluorescent green?

How a tiny French town has infuriated Azerbaijan

How a tiny French town has infuriated Azerbaijan

Frenchman opens fire after doctor refuses sick note

Frenchman opens fire after doctor refuses sick note

French statue gets removable organ to fight penis thieves

French statue gets removable organ to fight penis thieves

Fairytale of French baker and the beggar turns sour

Fairytale of French baker and the beggar turns sour

VIDEO: Frenchwoman with baby fights off armed robber

VIDEO: Frenchwoman with baby fights off armed robber

Ten bizarre stories from France that aren’t April Fools

Ten bizarre stories from France that aren’t April Fools

80-year-old ‘revolutionary’ steals 3,000 church objects

80-year-old ‘revolutionary’ steals 3,000 church objects

US artist’s message in a bottle found in France… by an artist

US artist’s message in a bottle found in France… by an artist

A French ministry for women, kids, cooking and cleaning?

A French ministry for women, kids, cooking and cleaning?

French mayor forced to accept doubled salary against his will

French mayor forced to accept doubled salary against his will

France: Woman ‘stops gang rape by biting attacker’s penis’

France: Woman ‘stops gang rape by biting attacker’s penis’

French thieves steal Portuguese team’s boots

French thieves steal Portuguese team’s boots

Frenchman turns mum’s tomb into a picnic table

Frenchman turns mum’s tomb into a picnic table

Car smashes into French woman’s living room

Car smashes into French woman’s living room

French tech college ISIS sparks customs alert

French tech college ISIS sparks customs alert

French driver survives cow’s crash landing

French driver survives cow’s crash landing

French police use car to push disabled man home

French police use car to push disabled man home

French family forgets child at motorway stop

French family forgets child at motorway stop

Greasy mayonnaise halts traffic in western France

Greasy mayonnaise halts traffic in western France

Man falls from third floor trying to spit on cops

Man falls from third floor trying to spit on cops

France: Mum, 86, booted out of home by own son

France: Mum, 86, booted out of home by own son

Riviera seagull swoops to steal smartphone

Riviera seagull swoops to steal smartphone

Pupil rings French PM Valls for homework help

Pupil rings French PM Valls for homework help

British woman bites off French reveller’s thumb

British woman bites off French reveller’s thumb

France: Thieves take 17 rare monkeys from zoo

France: Thieves take 17 rare monkeys from zoo

French perfumer bottles scent of dead loved ones

French perfumer bottles scent of dead loved ones

Naked punter chases prostitute in Toulouse

Naked punter chases prostitute in Toulouse

One million bees killed in French road crash

One million bees killed in French road crash

Drone porn!? The best April Fools from France

Drone porn!? The best April Fools from France

French drunk gives kiss of life to ‘dying’ dinghy

French drunk gives kiss of life to ‘dying’ dinghy

Frenchman hides Russian bride in suitcase

Frenchman hides Russian bride in suitcase

Tourists sent on 1,200km GPS detour in France

Tourists sent on 1,200km GPS detour in France

Fake police officers take Paris pensioner’s gold

Fake police officers take Paris pensioner’s gold

Schoolboy ‘Mr T’ sparks French terror alert

Schoolboy ‘Mr T’ sparks French terror alert

Dealer throws drugs into palms of police’s hands

Dealer throws drugs into palms of police’s hands

Cold snap: Paris police find chilly croc in car

Cold snap: Paris police find chilly croc in car

France bars parents from naming baby ‘Nutella’

France bars parents from naming baby ‘Nutella’

Frenchman’s ‘Hitler’ dog falls foul of the law

Frenchman’s ‘Hitler’ dog falls foul of the law

French dating site offers bulls on heat for cows

French dating site offers bulls on heat for cows

French bus driver faked assault in paid leave ploy

French bus driver faked assault in paid leave ploy

French fishmonger nabbed in naked display

French fishmonger nabbed in naked display

French feminists protest ‘gendered’ toy sales

French feminists protest ‘gendered’ toy sales

Hollande fur hat photo becomes net sensation

Hollande fur hat photo becomes net sensation

France scoops world blind wine-tasting prize

France scoops world blind wine-tasting prize

Anti-dog poo offensive launched in French town

Anti-dog poo offensive launched in French town

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Bungling French burglar notches his 88th arrest

French scramble jet after German’s wayward flight

French scramble jet after German’s wayward flight

April Fool: The Local’s day in gags

April Fool: The Local’s day in gags

French Riviera to get drive-through cop shop

French Riviera to get drive-through cop shop

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Woman found living with dead mother’s body

Diner attacks McDonald’s with axe over ‘cold fries’

Diner attacks McDonald’s with axe over ‘cold fries’

Suspected cannibal is ‘retired French soldier’

Suspected cannibal is ‘retired French soldier’

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UK court cuts jail term of fatal crash Frenchman

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Photo of the day: French ponies ride on trams

Drunk French friends take llama on tram ride

Drunk French friends take llama on tram ride

Serial women’s lingerie thief caught red-handed

Serial women’s lingerie thief caught red-handed

Testicle-biting cousin of piranha caught in Paris

Testicle-biting cousin of piranha caught in Paris

Man forced mother-in-law to be prostitute

Man forced mother-in-law to be prostitute

French PM shows his ‘erotic’ side on Korea trip

French PM shows his ‘erotic’ side on Korea trip

GALLERY: France’s funniest village names

GALLERY: France’s funniest village names

French expert links UK royal baby to Muhammad

French expert links UK royal baby to Muhammad

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Spanish priest has France seeing double

Gainsbourg impersonator jailed for knifing rival

Gainsbourg impersonator jailed for knifing rival

Drunk attempts bank heist in underpants mask

Drunk attempts bank heist in underpants mask

Homeless Parisian finds ‘weapons of war’ in bin

Homeless Parisian finds ‘weapons of war’ in bin

Family ‘hit by flying chairs’ in haunted house

Family ‘hit by flying chairs’ in haunted house

Frenchman survives crocodile head bite

Frenchman survives crocodile head bite

Rodent police launch war on Paris rats

Rodent police launch war on Paris rats

Paris’s Grand Palais to be US drive-in cinema

Paris’s Grand Palais to be US drive-in cinema

Fleeing pensioner gets stuck in hospital air vent

Fleeing pensioner gets stuck in hospital air vent

Blow for Hollande as Mali family ‘eats his camel’

Blow for Hollande as Mali family ‘eats his camel’

French zoo to turn Panda poo into power

French zoo to turn Panda poo into power

Sheep start new jobs as Paris ‘lawnmowers’

Sheep start new jobs as Paris ‘lawnmowers’

Bardot’s elephants set to receive royal treatment

Bardot’s elephants set to receive royal treatment

Vigilante granny fires rifle at noisy teenagers

Vigilante granny fires rifle at noisy teenagers

Museum thief hacks off Louis XIV elephant tusk

Museum thief hacks off Louis XIV elephant tusk

Texan tycoon answers prayers of French church

Texan tycoon answers prayers of French church

Frenchman held in US for impersonating pilot

Frenchman held in US for impersonating pilot

French pensioner faces jail over sex with horse

French pensioner faces jail over sex with horse

Carla Bruni song ‘mocks’ Hollande ‘the penguin’

Carla Bruni song ‘mocks’ Hollande ‘the penguin’

Soiled toilet roll snares ‘teen burglar’

Soiled toilet roll snares ‘teen burglar’

Famed Paris catacombs draw erotic visitors

Famed Paris catacombs draw erotic visitors

Mortician stored gallons of human blood at home

Mortician stored gallons of human blood at home

Paris opens language course – in Martian

Paris opens language course – in Martian

Fury over Virgin Mary statue on ‘Slut Street’

Fury over Virgin Mary statue on ‘Slut Street’

Fury as French teens get ‘suicide note’ homework

Fury as French teens get ‘suicide note’ homework

Renée, 80, traps head under radiator for three days in French Alps

Renée, 80, traps head under radiator for three days in French Alps

French scheme helps cows make greener wind

French scheme helps cows make greener wind

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Feminist group bids Pope ‘adieu’ at Notre Dame

Air France pilot ‘insults’ Moroccan king

Air France pilot ‘insults’ Moroccan king

Top Ten – French teachers behaving badly

Top Ten – French teachers behaving badly

Wolves to be ‘educated’ not to kill sheep

Wolves to be ‘educated’ not to kill sheep

Bullet kills driver after ‘freak rebound’ off boar

Bullet kills driver after ‘freak rebound’ off boar

Two circus camels go missing in central France

Two circus camels go missing in central France

French woman misses her own funeral

French woman misses her own funeral

Hollande steps in to save Bardot’s elephants

Hollande steps in to save Bardot’s elephants

Serial cow killers baffle French farmers

Serial cow killers baffle French farmers

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Frenchwoman spends New Year trapped in store

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Half-naked driver jumps van to stop thieves

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Mum punches teacher after school scolding

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Race row tourist: worse things happen in France

Miss France quiz asks ‘Who’s Prime Minister?’

Miss France quiz asks ‘Who’s Prime Minister?’

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Priest beats up fellow cleric in street brawl

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Kiwi teacher to stay in France after uproar

Burglary victim held as thieves swipe her pot

Burglary victim held as thieves swipe her pot

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Pre-teen caught joyriding parents’ Ford Fiesta

Woman falls from first floor in search of WiFi signal

Woman falls from first floor in search of WiFi signal

Indian mail found in Alps 46 years after crash

Indian mail found in Alps 46 years after crash

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Woman gives birth in Paris supermarket

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French amputee swims from US to Russia

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Fake policeman wanted to be town ‘superhero’

€1 million swiped from ATMs using bent forks

€1 million swiped from ATMs using bent forks

8-year-old boy attacks police with pepper spray

8-year-old boy attacks police with pepper spray

Toddler found out alone while mother parties

Toddler found out alone while mother parties

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French girl’s kidnapping was ‘Chechen wedding tradition’

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‘Drink DSK’: French firm hijacks Strauss-Kahn’s initials

McDonald’s denies attack on tech-specs Canadian

McDonald’s denies attack on tech-specs Canadian

Greek ad makes fun of Strauss Kahn affair

Greek ad makes fun of Strauss Kahn affair

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Pupils’ show axed after nude shock

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Kids find loaded gun in Paris sandbox

Harry Potter ‘quidditch‘ phenomenon hits France

Harry Potter ‘quidditch‘ phenomenon hits France

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75-year old grandfather mounts mini crime wave

French mogul flaunts sexy girlfriend in video

French mogul flaunts sexy girlfriend in video

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Marcelle, 113, is France’s new ‘doyenne’

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Algae suspected as boars found dead on French beach

Drunken prank has spooky end in Paris catacombs

Drunken prank has spooky end in Paris catacombs

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Girl’s teddy stuffed with cannabis

French star Depardieu relieves himself in plane cabin

French star Depardieu relieves himself in plane cabin

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Google pays tribute to ‘Fermat’s Last Theorem’

Depardieu ‘was trying to pee into bottle’ on delayed flight

Depardieu ‘was trying to pee into bottle’ on delayed flight

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Porno past returns to haunt bus drivers

French police nab 150 kilos of cocaine in ballet shoes

French police nab 150 kilos of cocaine in ballet shoes

France to ban boob job jabs

France to ban boob job jabs

Mini-zoo uncovered after wolfdog bites

Mini-zoo uncovered after wolfdog bites

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Lovers’ tiff leads to torn testicles

French star Depardieu spills plane pee story

French star Depardieu spills plane pee story

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83-year-old woman drove taxi without licence

‘Jew or not Jew’ app pulled by Apple in France

‘Jew or not Jew’ app pulled by Apple in France

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Coughing neighbours drive man to double carjacking

Porn mag gets firemen’s hoses in a twist

Porn mag gets firemen’s hoses in a twist

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Frenchwoman gets €13 tax bill 60 years after death

Swiss and French men top European smelly sock league

Swiss and French men top European smelly sock league

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Language police go online to fight English invasion

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Australian Spitfire remains found in France

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French Christian group besieges Jesus excrement play

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Frenchwomen flee to cave to escape wi-fi rays

Jewels nabbed in fake courier scam

Jewels nabbed in fake courier scam

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Heart attack kills man trying to save heart attack victim

France panda loan foiled by Greek crisis

France panda loan foiled by Greek crisis

Angry driver blows up speed camera

Angry driver blows up speed camera

Men stare at breasts, women at wedding rings: study

Men stare at breasts, women at wedding rings: study

Apple drops ‘Jew or not Jew’ app worldwide

Apple drops ‘Jew or not Jew’ app worldwide

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Teddy bear punishment causes canteen upset

Gambler: state should stop me playing poker

Gambler: state should stop me playing poker

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Amorous Brit floods squatted Riviera villa

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Santa arrested over gun threat

Croissant robber terrorizes Paris bakeries

Croissant robber terrorizes Paris bakeries

Mail order catalogue’s naked man goes viral

Mail order catalogue’s naked man goes viral

Contest to produce new Paris metro design

Contest to produce new Paris metro design

Rival catalogue uses nude man in ad

Rival catalogue uses nude man in ad

Man spends nine hours stuck in sewer

Man spends nine hours stuck in sewer

Museum anger at lingerie display

Museum anger at lingerie display

Oscar Wilde’s Paris tomb made safe from dangerous kisses

Oscar Wilde’s Paris tomb made safe from dangerous kisses

Rhino horn thieves gas Paris museum guards

Rhino horn thieves gas Paris museum guards

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Parents ‘can name baby after TV vampire’: court

Snake on the loose on high speed train

Snake on the loose on high speed train

Bakers at war over forced one day closure

Bakers at war over forced one day closure

Vanessa Paradis laughs off Johnny Depp rumours

Vanessa Paradis laughs off Johnny Depp rumours

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Boy, 10, takes dad’s car after missing school bus

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Actress found wandering naked in street

Teacher, 53, urged to take stripper job

Teacher, 53, urged to take stripper job

Former minister denies affair with actor

Former minister denies affair with actor

Stolen art found in van outside police station

Stolen art found in van outside police station

Landlord puts all tenant’s belongings in the street

Landlord puts all tenant’s belongings in the street

Sex shop near school sparks row with church

Sex shop near school sparks row with church

TV mag tells Sarkozy to ‘get out’

TV mag tells Sarkozy to ‘get out’

Saucy ad leads to sexism complaints

Saucy ad leads to sexism complaints

Custody battle over dog between former lovers

Custody battle over dog between former lovers

Diamond collar buried with Paris poodle stolen

Diamond collar buried with Paris poodle stolen

Court bans cartoon character name for child

Court bans cartoon character name for child

Rare newspaper makes ninth appearance

Rare newspaper makes ninth appearance

Thieving postman caught by sequin trap

Thieving postman caught by sequin trap

Court says sex shop too close to school

Court says sex shop too close to school

Man ‘severed love rival’s penis with razorblade’

Man ‘severed love rival’s penis with razorblade’

Sarko junior pelts police woman with tomatoes

Sarko junior pelts police woman with tomatoes

Schoolgirls launch skirt-wearing campaign

Schoolgirls launch skirt-wearing campaign

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Author sets up residence in bookstore window

Peeing man loses Google Street View battle

Peeing man loses Google Street View battle

Torture instrument sale suspended after protests

Torture instrument sale suspended after protests

Drunk woman unplugs partner’s life support

Drunk woman unplugs partner’s life support

Speeding biker filmed his exploits

Speeding biker filmed his exploits

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Local opposition sinks Sponge Bob sea statue plans

Medical staff questioned after hospital trashing

Medical staff questioned after hospital trashing

Angry resident offers to buy speed camera

Angry resident offers to buy speed camera

McDonald’s tempts French with ‘McBaguette’

McDonald’s tempts French with ‘McBaguette’

Prof who offered cannabis sent to jail

Prof who offered cannabis sent to jail

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Speeding drivers told “F- you!”

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Newlyweds cause 2km traffic jam on Paris ring road

‘Spiderman’ climbs France’s tallest building

‘Spiderman’ climbs France’s tallest building

Hope for family who want to keep fox as pet

Hope for family who want to keep fox as pet

‘Crazy Horse’ dancers back in saddle after strike

‘Crazy Horse’ dancers back in saddle after strike

Flying bag thief preyed on fellow passengers

Flying bag thief preyed on fellow passengers

Woman drugged neighbours’ coffee

Woman drugged neighbours’ coffee

4-year-old racks up €23,000 motoring fines

4-year-old racks up €23,000 motoring fines

Entire village for sale for just €330,000

Entire village for sale for just €330,000

KFC sued over ice cube attack

KFC sued over ice cube attack

Pensioner forgot he had gold bars in basement

Pensioner forgot he had gold bars in basement

What the ‘great Nutella riots’ of 2018 tell us about the French

What the ‘great Nutella riots’ of 2018 tell us about the French

Fearful French bakers seek World Heritage status for the traditional baguette

Fearful French bakers seek World Heritage status for the traditional baguette

French restaurant bans mobile phones at the table… and ketchup and Coca-Cola

French restaurant bans mobile phones at the table… and ketchup and Coca-Cola

In France, you can get your oysters from a vending machine

In France, you can get your oysters from a vending machine

Frenchman ruins his wedding after running over policeman

Frenchman ruins his wedding after running over policeman

‘Merkel and Hollande’ in cosy breakfast summit

‘Merkel and Hollande’ in cosy breakfast summit

Student given jail term for cannabis cookie prank

Student given jail term for cannabis cookie prank

Cheesed off New Yorkers slam mimolette blockade

Cheesed off New Yorkers slam mimolette blockade

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French diner screams at sight of frog’s legs

Burger tooth ‘belonged to woman eating it’

Burger tooth ‘belonged to woman eating it’

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French munching more burgers: study

Woman finds human tooth in hamburger

Woman finds human tooth in hamburger