Complaining about reckless French drivers is a pastime enjoyed by hundreds of thousands of foreigners in France, on a regular basis. Most will have stories of nearly getting run over at red lights or a zebra crossing or nearly being killed when being overtaken on a bend. Guest blogger Geoff Dupuy-Holder, who lives in the Gers department of south western France has had more near-misses with French drivers than most and here he gives his take on what he thinks are the REAL rules of the road in France. And they have no correlation to any Highway Code. Is he being too harsh or does his code strike a chord with you?