Snobs, beaches and drunks - 5 things this joke map teaches us about France

But while the map - created by cartesfrance.fr - is clearly intended to be comic, it teaches us some important points about France's regional divides, local stereotypes and in-jokes.

France through the eyes of Parisians.https://t.co/jBY6TUqoSi

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Here are some of the key points.

1. Everyone hates Parisians

The map is purportedly France as seen through the eyes of Parisians, and contains a series of snobbish and rude generalisations about every part of France that is not maison (home) in the capital and its surroundings. The great majority of the country is labelled simply as paysans (peasants).

The general stereotype about Parisians is that they are snobs, rudely judging the rest of the country which they regard as backwards and full of ploucs (yokels) apart from small areas which make nice holiday destinations.

Like all sweeping generalisations, this is true of some people and very much not of others, but one of the few things that can unite people from all areas of France is how much they hate les parigots têtes de veaux (a colloquialism that very roughly translates as 'asshole Parisians')

2. Staycations rule

Holidaying within France has been the norm for many French people for generations.

As the map shows, Parisians regard the southern and western coastlines as simply plages (beaches) which they decamp to for at least a month in July or August. In the height of summer French cities tend to empty out (apart from tourists) as locals head to the seaside or the countryside.

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In winter the Pyrenees and Alps are popular ski destinations.

3. Northerners like a drink

There is a very widespread stereotype, although not really backed up by evidence, that the people of Normandy, Brittany and the Nord area like a drink or two. Many suggest this is to cope with the weather, which does tend to be rainier than the rest of France (although has plenty of sunshine too).

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Official health data doesn't really back this up, as none of these areas show a significantly greater than average rate of daily drinkers, although Nord does hold the sad record for the highest rate of people dying from alcohol-related liver disease.

What's certainly true is that Brittany and Normandy are cider country, with delicious locally-produced ciders on sale everywhere, well worth a try if you are visiting.

4. Poverty

The map labels the north eastern corner of France as simply pauvres - the poor.

The north east of the country was once France's industrial and coal-mining heartland, and as traditional industries have declined there are indeed pockets of extreme poverty and high unemployment. The novel The End of Eddy, telling the story of novelist Edouard Louis' childhood in a struggling small town near Amiens, lays out the social problems of such areas in stark detail.

However poverty is not just confined to one corner of France and the département that records the highest levels of deprivation is actually Seine-Saint-Denis in the Paris suburbs.

5. Southern prejudice

According to the map, those from the south are either branleurs (slackers) or menteurs (liars). 

This isn't true, obviously, there are many lovely, hard-working and truthful people in southern France, but the persistent stereotype is that they are lazy - maybe because it's too hot to do much work - and slightly shifty.

Even people who aren't actually rude about southerners can be pretty patronising, as shown by the reaction to former PM, Jean Castex. 

Castex has a noticeable south west accent which sparked much comment from the Paris-based media and political classes, with comments ranging from the patronising - "I love his accent, I feel like I'm on holiday" - to the very patronising - "that accent is a bit rugby" (a reference to the fact that TV rugby commentators often come from France's rugby heartlands in the south west).

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In his first year as PM, Castex undertook a dizzying schedule of appointments around the four corners of France and since leaving Matignon he has taken on the ambitious task of sorting out the problems of Paris' RATP public transport network, so hopefully the lazy myth can now be put to bed.

And anyone tempted to take the piss out of his accent - glottophobie (accent prejudice) is now a crime in France.

For more maps that reflect France, head to cartesfrance.fr