In France it is called Le Meilleur Pâtissier (the best baker) and it’s, well, just better than the British original. So as the 11th series gets underway in France, here’s why you should switch to French bakers.

1. It’s longer

If some cake is good, more cake is better, right? While the British show coasts in at around an hour, the French version is two hours long if you watch it straight through online, or two-and-a-half if you watch it on TV with ad breaks.

The format is basically the same – each week the bakers create a signature challenge, a technical challenge from a recipe they have never seen before and a showstopper or creative challenge.

But the distinctly leisurely pace of the French show allows for more chatting, plus loads of clips of the contestants going about their everyday lives, jobs and explaining what baking means to them (it’s their life, usually).

2. It’s harder

The challenges on the British show have definitely got more difficult since the relatively benign early days when they simply had to bake a cake, but the French show is at a whole new level. By week two the (amateur) bakers are creating a life sized replica of Versailles out of choux buns.

OK that’s a slight exaggeration, but some of the challenges are frankly insane (such as creating a Breton tower out of 60 crêpes and some caramel). 

3. It’s ruder

The French version is very much post-watershed. Broadcast by commercial channel M6 there’s no fannying about bleeping out swear words here.

In fact if you really want to learn how to swear properly in French simply tune in and wait for the baker whose cake fails to rise, who drops their pastry cases or who spills molten sugar on themselves.

There’s also a distinct acknowledgement that the audience are adults – every series includes a 50 nuances de crème (50 shades of cream) week. The results are usually hilariously horrifying, proving that erotica and baking really should never mix.

4. It’s got Cyril Lignac’s face

The judges on the French version are Mercotte (one name only, like Madonna) a food critic and author who has been writing cookbooks since 1987 and Michelin-starred chef Cyril Lignac.

While Mercotte is essentially Mary Berry with added Frenchness, Cyril brings a whole new dimension to judging. Rather than being known for his annoying ‘Hollywood handshakes’ Cyril’s USP is the bizarre faces he pulls while tasting. Many, varied and strange, they also offer no clue at all as to whether the cake is delicious or terrible.

All adds to the drama.

5. It has better animals

Creating a giant and slightly impractical tent in the middle of a country estate has been faithfully copied from the British show, as have the cut-away shots to cute animals to indicate the passing of time.

But while the surroundings of the UK tent are populated with nothing more exotic than a few birds and lambs (and on one memorable occasion in 2011 a squirrel with an enormous pair of knackers) the French show ups the ante quite dramatically. It appears to have shipped the entire contents of a petting zoo to the grounds of the various châteaux where it has been located. On breaks from baking, the contestants are frequently seen sitting alongside peacocks, ponies and penguins. 

The 2022 season had a pre-competition heat on September 7th to whittle the contestants down to 14 and the series proper begins on Wednesday, September 14th at 9.10pm on terrestrial channel M6. You can also watch online, episodes are available for catch up (in all countries) on www.6play.fr

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