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The one French breakfast habit that will leave you shocked

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The one French breakfast habit that will leave you shocked
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Pain au chocolat, croissants, baguettes...There's no doubt that when it comes to the most important meal of the day, the French know their stuff. But there is one Gallic breakfast habit that will leave you stunned, writes Jackie McGeown.
Breakfast is my favourite meal, which is weird because it's the only meal of the day where you don't get to drink alcohol (unless it's Christmas or you're British at an airport).
 
And while I'm genetically predisposed to love and revere the great British fry up, even I would admit that the classic French breakfast is at least as good, if not better than its rival from the island on the other side of the Channel.
 
While the full English is all about sating a longing for salty, greasy protein (often soaking up last night's excesses) le petit dej is a sweeter affair, centred around rich breads and pastries (or viennoiseries).
 
Croissants, brioche, pain au lait, and many-splendored varients of these, stuffed or garnished with chocolate, nuts, fruit, crème pâtissière, fill the boulangerie windows and your waistline, given half a chance.
 
Being something of a purest, I like nothing better than a good baguette. Slather it in beurre demi-sel, sweeten it with jam - ideally homemade (not by me) - and I'm as happy as a cochon in caca.
 
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Food aside, another joy of breakfast in France is that it is more relaxed than other meals, with few pièges awaiting the humble foreigner. Unless you count those inordinately large bowls the French prefer their morning drink in, and which I invariably and mistakenly eat cereal from, receiving askance looks in return. (Yes, you can eat cereal in France, there's no state-sponsored croissant-enforcing squad yet.)
 
Could anything disturb this idyll of carbohydrates and laissez-faire living? I'm afraid that the answer is a resounding OUI. 
 
I had recently moved to France and was having breakfast with a handsome, intelligent, well-brought-up (this last point is important, the first two are plain boasting) Frenchman whom, for reasons of discretion, I shall refer to simply as Louis-Philippe-Jean-Claude.
 
Over coffee, baked goods and chatter, LPJC did something which, to him, was of no consequence but which shocked me to the core.
 
What was this act, so devastating and unnatural?
 
He dunked his baguette in his coffee. His buttered baguette.
 
Now I'm no snob...I love a good dunk as much as the next person but I had never seen anyone willingly get bread wet like this before. Drop a pizza in puddle, certainly or cry into cake (haven't we all?).
 
But to intentionally make bread soggy? This is nothing short of a food crime.
 
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Now if you're mad or French, you may be wondering what exactly is wrong with this. I'll tell you in two words: sludgy deposits.
 
Dunking can only be done with hard biscuits that remain structurally sound while submerged in hot liquids. That's just science.
 
Leave your biscuit in too long and it will become saturated and break away, falling to the bottom of your cup where it turns into a sort of biscuit slurry. This is a very real danger that can even occur with hard biscuits like digestives. 
 
So what folly possesses someone to dunk a crumbly, flaky food like a baguette?
 
At first I thought it was a personal foible, a quirk that could be addressed with patience and good example. I was wrong. Not only was LPJC utterly unrepentant about his behaviour, whole swathes of French people – decent, well mannered, responsible adults - do exactly the same. I've seen variations of the same act in homes, hotels and cafés across France: croissants in hot chocolate, brioche in tea, there really is no limit.
 
And as for Marcel Proust...
 
One of French literature's most quoted passages is even about dunking.
 
In Proust's A la recherche du temps perdu, the author reminisces about dunking a madeleine in tea. A soft, crumbly madeleine, for God's sake!
 
Believe it or not, we haven't got to the worst of it yet. Like LPJC, many French people dunk buttered bread in their drinks. Think of the impact of hot liquid on that butter: soon enough you will have a slick of grease glazing your drink, like a giant oil spillage minus the devastated sealife.
 
If one good thing has come from witnessing this peculiar behaviour it is that now we have the explanation for those giant bowls French people like to drink from. They allow plenty of room for super-size dunking.
 
Who could fit a baguette in an ordinary mug?
 
Eight years later and LPJC remains an occasional dunker and while our children have yet to pick up the habit, I have come to accept the inevitable. Only at the breakfast table, mind.
 
One final note of caution. Should you ever wish to broach this subject with a French person, please be aware that the French translation of "dunk your biscuit" (tremper son biscuit) has a similar meaning to "dipping one's wick". 
 
You've been warned.
 
Jackie McGeown runs the site Best France Forever.
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