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20 new words the French language needs

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20 new words the French language needs
Time to add a few words to your vocabulary. Photo: Lagotic/Flickr
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To mark the annual French language week here are 20 new French words (with an English influence) that really need incorporating into the French language.
Ménage a moi
 
When you end up going home alone in a taxi (or Uber more likely) after spending an unsuccessful night out in Paris trying to pick up locals.
 
"Did you meet anyone last night? Yeah beaucoup, but no luck. Another 'ménage a moi' for me."
 
Déja who
 
The sensation of meeting a French person at a soirée who you definitely remember meeting at a previous soirée or perhaps even twice, but whose name you've totally forgotten, again.
 

(Don't be left feeling déja who, like the man above in Paris. Photo: AFP)
 
Craperitif
 
When you go out for an early evening drink at the house of your French friends that descends into torture.
 
Normally it's because they don't have enough alcohol for you, no one talks to you, you don't speak good enough French, can't follow the conversations, don't dare to speak, and wish you could be elsewhere. 
 
Laissez-hair 
 
The laid back approach Parisian men have towards their hairstyles. Forget hair product, embrace the disheveled and messy laissez-hair look .
 

(French actor and YouTube sensation Norman Thavaud goes laissez-hair. Photo: AFP)
 
Flabattoir

After spending Christmas in France eating copious amounts of foie gras and chocolate log (separately, normally) you'll probably be feeling very guilty and take a vow to do some rigorous exercise to shed those extra pounds. 

“Oh I feel terrible, I'm gonna have to spend the whole of January at the flabattoir.”

A la toad
 
Those expats who come to Paris and try to dress as fashionably as the French, but just don't pull it off and basically look ridiculous.
 
Mentello
 
The French intellectual, or "intello" as they are called here, that you meet in a café on the Left Bank who turns out to be more mad than clever and you have to make a run for it.
 
Gone appétit
 
The exclamation for when a meal looks so unappetizing that when it's plonked down in front of you, you're suddenly no longer hungry. Think tête de veau (calf's brains), langue de boeuf (cow's tongue) and andouillettes (pig's intestines). 
 
"Oh dear I really shouldn't have chosen the tripe. Gone appetite, everyone."
 
Ban au chocolat
 
A mindset for when you're cutting back on French pastries - "I won't be stopping at the patisserie, I'm on month long "ban au chocolat".
 

(A pain au chocolat. Photo:  Luc Viatour/WikiCommons)
 
C'est la vegan!
 
The begrudging exclamation to be used when learning there are no vegetarian or vegan options at a restaurant in France.
 
UnVelibable
 
An exclamation to be used when finding an empty Vélib bicycle rack, or indeed when realizing too late that your bike is faulty. 
 
"Oh this is bloody unVelibable," said one irate expat last week after getting a flat tyre.
 

(Photo: AFP)
 
La hell vie
 
The reality of life for some expats whose dream of finding La Belle Vie in France has been scuppered by endless and confusing taxes, red tape, loneliness and a lack of Yorkshire Tea. 
 
Blow pas 
 
The term to describe when someone doesn't quite get the rules of the French bed culture and commits a social error during oral sex.
 
Suit Alors!
 
The exclamation you'll likely use if you ever have your suit ripped off by French union members, or indeed by anyone.
 
 
 
Fauxbo
 
Someone who wishes they were a takeaway-coffee drinking, beard-wearing hipster (known as a bobo in France), but who doesn't actually pull it off.
 
Paristocrat
 
A posh Parisian, most often found in the west of the city in an apartment with an Eiffel Tower view. 
 
(The posh 16th arrondissement in Paris. Photo: AFP)

Parisianal

When picky Parisians demand that they have to be seated in a certain spot on a cafe terrace or eat dinner at a certain time, when all you want is to introduce a little flexibility in their lives. 

Periphereeeeeeeek!

While Parisians are quite happy to use the word périphérique for the city's crazy ring road where vehicles drive bumper to bumper, expats are more likely to refer to the noose around Paris as the Periphereeeeeeek! given how frightening it is to navigate. 

Banlieurgy


(How most Parisians imagine the banlieue to look like. Photo: AFP)

Parisians who are forced to cross the periphereeeeeeek ring road to go the suburbs (banlieue) are often left looking a little pale and feeling weak at the knees. That's because they are suffering from a bad case of “banlieurgy”.

It's easily cured, just by taking them home.

Often to get to the banlieue Parisians have to take the rundown, under invested, always packed, occasionally smelly and sometimes dangerous commuter train system the RER, but known to everyone who has ever been on it as the R E RGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Franglazy
 
And lastly, we all lapse into franglaziness every now and again, when we can't be bothered to to think of the French word and just start speaking "franglais" in the hope to be understood. So stop being franglazy and learn the language.
 
If you have a term to add to the Lexicon, send in your ideas with your name and your town and keep an eye out for the next edition: news.france@thelocal.com or via Facebook
 
 
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